Friday 28 March 2008

The Word from "Little Bird"

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(Emphasis is mine)

Friday, 28 March 2008

Najib Suffers Serious Diarrhoea

By Little Bird

Yesterday Najib Razak suffered serious diarrhoea at the UMNO Supreme Council meeting. You can see Najib's obvious discomfort in this picture : HERE

Najib suffered the bad stomach from eating too much dead crow (burung gagak) at yesterday's Supreme Council meeting, and also from listening to the monkey sitting beside him.

First Idiot made the grand announcement that now they were fully behind the new Menteri Besar of Terengganu. This is really eating crow. Now 22 more State Assemblymen in Terengganu have reason to vote Idiot out of office at the next UMNO Assembly.

Just a few days ago Idiot had forced the 22 Assemblymen to sign letters pledging their undying support (till their death) to Idris Jusoh.

Now in a dramatic, takdak teloq about turn Idiot has flip flopped again. Here is the strange report from The Star:

"Barisan Nasional has decided to fully support Kijal assemblyman Datuk Ahmad Said as the new Terengganu Mentri Besar instead of its earlier choice Datuk Seri Idris Jusoh. Barisan chairman Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi made the announcement after chairing the Umno supreme council meeting at the PWTC yesterday."

But wait a minute. It was an UMNO Supreme Council meeting, but Idiot says "Barisan Nasional has decided". How can that be?

Was MCA consulted, was MIC consulted, was Gerakan consulted? Since when does the UMNO Supreme Council ever consult the bootlickers in MIC, MCA and Gerakan about appointing Menteri besar?

Idiot is passing off his bungle to Barisan Nasional. Banyak cantik.

He is assuming that the MCA, MIC and Gerakan bootlickers will continue licking his boots. (He may be correct on this one).

Does anyone recall a fellow by the name of Rosol Wahid?

He was Idris Jusoh's No. 1 choir boy trying to gatecrash the Sultan's palace in Terengganu last week.

Well since he has lost his nuts, Rosol will now be singing at an even higher pitch trying to get back into the State Exco. Vying for a spot in the Exco will also be Idris Jusoh who has just lost both his nuts as well.

Politic Melayu senang saja - throw them some money and they will do anything for you.

And Idiot says he is ready for any challenge. Folks lets all help him out on this one. Lets just kick out Idiot.

The sooner the better. Idiot has bought some time till December to have the UMNO Assembly. That is too late. Idiot has to be kicked out now.

UMNO watchdog is having a seminar, moving a motion to kick out Idiot on Tuesday, April 1st. 2008 at 9 am - 12.30 pm at Hotel Singgahsana, Petaling Jaya. About 5,000 people are expected to attend.

Tengku Razaleigh Hamzah is having an open air party at Gua Musang on Friday 4th April 2008 at Gua Musang in Kelantan. Over 10,000 people are expected to attend. The agenda is the same : to kick out Idiot.

Dr Bakri Musa has said that you would have to hit Idiot on the head with a piece of wood (metaphorically) to make him realise that he is not wanted anymore. A metaphor can be passe.

Without the Perkida gangsters and the Mat Rempit drug addicts, it looks like the UMNO boys have really lost their guts.

Perhaps it is time for the UMNO boys to ask Uthayakumar or Waythamoorthy for some steroids from Hindraf.

No one will forget the Hindraf boys standing dead square to face the Police water cannons and the tear gas.

They kicked Samy Value out. But the UMNO braders do not even have the guts (or the nuts) to kick out a confirmed good for nothing thief, liar and Idiot."

Conscientia mille testes

-Conscience is as good as a thousand witnesses

1 comment:

The Ancient Mariner said...

Serious Diarrhoea ?

Not really, I think. Najib, like everybody else was just full of shit.