Question Time UMNO Style

Q and A session, UMNO style, at a primary school in Malaysia

Abdullah B the UMNO bigwig, goes to a primary school to talk about corruption. After his talk, he offers to hold a question time.

One little boy puts up his hand and Abdullah asked him, “What is your name?”

”Liong”

”And what is your question, Liong?”

”I have 3 questions.

Firstly, why did Malaysia’s Prime Minister officiate at an opening ceremony for his relative’s ‘Nasi Kandar’ restaurant in Perth, Australia?

Secondly, why, when so many Malaysians Indians want Samy V to step down, he is still MIC leader?

& Thirdly, corruption is so obvious nowadays in Malaysia, whilst this was not the case before Mahathir stepped down? What is the new strategy, and why is there so much more bribery and corruption now-a-days?”

Just then, the bell rings for recess.

Abdullah B informs the pupils that they will continue the session after the recess.

When they resume Abdullah says, “OK where were we?”

”Oh, that’s right, question time. Who has a question?”

A different little boy raises his hand.

Abdullah points him out and asked him “What is your name?”

”Linkam”

’And what is your question Linkam?’

”I have 5 questions.

First, why did Malaysia’s Prime Minister officiate at an opening ceremony for his relative’s ‘Nasi Kandar’ restaurant in Perth, Australia?

Second, why when so many Malaysian Indians want Samy Vellu to step down, he is still MIC leader?

Third, corruption is so obvious nowadays in Malaysia, whilst this was not the case before Mahathir stepped down? What is the new strategy, and why is there so much more bribery and corruption now-a-days?

Fourth, why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early?

& Fifth, where is Liong?”

With many thanks to Lam

Gan Bei!