Wishful Weekender

A SUNDAY MORNING IRREVERENT JOKE

Just One Wish

A man walks into a pub with an ostrich

and a pussy cat.

He goes up the bar and says: "a cool Budvar for me, Old Speckled Hen for the ostrich, double Catto's whisky, no ice, for the cat."

The unlikely trio find a table, sit down and drink their drinks.

A cool 'Budvar'

Next, it's the ostrich's round.

He walks up to the bar and says: "Old Speckled Hen for me, a cool Budvar for the man, double Catto's whisky, no ice, for the cat."

Then the ostrich takes the drinks back to the table and they drink them.

A double Catto's whisky, no ice

When it comes to the cat's turn to buy a round, he simply tells his pals to "Sod off!"

So the man goes back to the bar and asks for another round of drinks.

Impressed at his generosity, the barman says: "I notice that you and the ostrich have both bought a round but the cat hasn't.

Why do you hang out with him?"



A pint of 'Old Speckled Hen'

The man replies: "I once helped a little old lady to cross the road, and she turned out to be my Fairy Godmother.

She granted me one wish, which landed me with the cat and the ostrich forever."

"What did you wish for?" enquired the barman.

"A long-legged bird with a tight pussy…"

Honi soit qui mal y pense!