A None PC Joke:
The cow from Yoxonsk
Back in the 19th century, the only cow in a small town stopped giving milk.
The townspeople did some research and found that they could buy a cow from the city of
Being frugal, they bought the cow from Yoxonsk.
The cow from Yoxonsk
The cow was wonderful. It produced lots of milk every day, and the people were very happy.
Later they decided to acquire a bull to mate with the cow and produce more cows like it, then they would never have to worry about their milk supply ever again.
They bought a prize bull and put it in the pasture with their beloved cow.
The prize bull
However, whenever the bull came close to the cow, the cow would move away.
No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the bull and he could not succeed in his quest.
The people were very upset and decided to ask a wise man what to do.
The wise man
They told the wise man what was happening. "Whenever the bull approaches our cow, she moves away. If he approaches from the back, she moves forward.
When he approaches her from the front, she backs off. If approached from the side, she just walks away to the other side."
The wise man thought about this for a minute and then asked, "Did you buy this cow from Yoxonsk ?"
The people were dumbfounded, since they had never mentioned where they had bought the cow.
"You are truly a very wise man," they said. "How did you know we got the cow from Yoxonsk?"
The wise man answered sadly, "My wife is from Yoxonsk.”
Chtob vse byli zdorovy!
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