A teacher went round his class asking the pupils what their fathers
did for a living.
There was the usual mixture of replies; office worker, policeman,
lorry driver, and so on.
Finally one young boy said that his father was a lap dancer
in a gentleman's club.
The teacher, profoundly embarrassed, moved on.
At the end of the lesson he took the boy to one side and asked him,
"That wasn't true about your father, was it?"
"No, sir."
"What does he really do then?
"Em ... well... okay, he's a donor to a major BN political party,
but I was too ashamed to mention it."
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