Arsicons

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Emoticons, or Smileys, are commonplace these days, you know the ones-

;-] :-( : -) :-D :-o etc.

Now here are some arsicons which you can used as expressions, or to refer to those people to whom they may be appropriate. Given the increasing numbers of arseholes evident these days, these 'arsicons' may be useful as abbreviations and foot notes in SMS text messages, email, etc.

An Assortment of 'Arsicons'

Here are some "ARSICONS"

(_!_) is an arse

(__!__) is a fat arse

(!) is a tight arse

(_*_) is a sore arse

{_!_} is a swishy arse

(_o_) is an arse that's been around

(_x_) is kiss my arse

(_X_) is leave my arse alone

(_zzz_) is a tired arse

(_E=mc2_) is a smart arse

(_$_) is money coming out of his arse

(_?_) is a dumb arse

(_U_) is 'You arse'

(_Q_) is 'couldn't give a rat's arse'

(_Oui_) is Arsenal

You could perhaps add them to your sms texts, emails, etc., as e-moons!

e.g. of usage:-

'I (_Q_) what you do with them!'

Dramatis personae

- Characters of the play