Showing posts with label anagrams. Show all posts
Showing posts with label anagrams. Show all posts

Wednesday, 13 February 2008

NEW SHOT






'Parliament won’t be dissolved today, says PM

BANGI: Parliament will not be dissolved today.

Prime Minister Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi put an end to such speculation, telling reporters here yesterday: Esok tak ada (No, it won’t be tomorrow)”.

He also denied that today’s Cabinet meeting would be the last with his present team of ministers before Parliament is dissolved to pave the way for the next general election.

“What makes you think that? How do you know it’s going to be the last Cabinet meeting (before elections are called)?” he asked when responding to a question.

Asked if there would be more Cabinet meetings with the present team, Abdullah said: “Yes, there will be more.”'


Malaysia Time:T6:15:55 PM

“Parliament dissolved, elections on (2nd update)

PUTRAJAYA: Prime Minister Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi has announced that Parliament has been dissolved, paving the way for the 12th general election.

At a hastily convened press conference at his office Wednesday afternoon, he said he had met the Yang Di Pe’rtuan Agong in the morning and received His Majesty's consent to dissolve Parliament.”


How’s that for political transparency, truthfulness, openness and honesty?

Liar liar pants on fire!



Sant Hilari, Sant Hilari, fill de puta qui no se l'acabi!

Monday, 11 February 2008

Fetishes and Dirty Fame

Were you expecting something thrilling?

Sorry, that was just an anagram for:

‘Same shit different day’ (an idiom)

(If you have read or heard the main stream media today, then you'll know what I mean)

Here are a few more interesting anagrams-

‘I don`t give a shit !’ (an expression) becomes: It’s the avoiding

‘Go shit in your hat’ (an Irish insult) becomes: This young hot air

& some more-

Vote Barisan National (a slogan) becomes Variable annotations

Malaysia boleh! (a slogan) becomes May abolish ale!

Fly Malaysia Airlines (a slogan) becomes; I am fine, silly salary

And lastly,


Vote wisely (a slogan) becomes; Wisely veto



VOTE FOR CHANGE






For a Better Malaysia (a slogan)

becomes; State-fear or amiably


God help us (a slogan) becomes; Gosh! Led up


Malaysians Unite (a slogan) becomes; Sanity in a lame us


Malaysia,
can we fix it? YES WE CAN!

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